Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
