I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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