Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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