And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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