Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
