This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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