dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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