He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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