she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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