Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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