I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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