I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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