Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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