Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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