K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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