Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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