i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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