So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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