I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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