I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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