Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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