i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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