Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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