I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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