I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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