He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
