When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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