I don't think brook has ever known best
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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