Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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