Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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