My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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