And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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