Ambien. No doubt about it.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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