How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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