it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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