just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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