Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
did i just pee glitter
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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