Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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