Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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