Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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