Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We are two peas in an std pod
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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