Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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