end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Randomize
