I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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