dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just high enough for therapy.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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