They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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