My brain says no but my pants say off.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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