So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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