i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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