I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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