please come you make the beer taste better
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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