Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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