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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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