i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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